“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year”

And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year”

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happens every morning…
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when in reality they look like this:

and i’m just sitting there like:

BITCH PLEASE.
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Everyone’s slow dancing like

But then there’s me, and I don’t have anyone to dance with, so I’m like

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